Simply Die Already Developer Turns to Granny Bathwater For Funding (And Viral Advertising and marketing)
The advertising for the upcoming Simply Die Already has taken a unclean flip because the builders are shilling outdated individuals bathwater to lift funds. Type of. Probably not.
Getting inches on web sites isn’t simple however a surefire method to get your recreation talked about on Pure PlayStation is to say bathwater and outdated individuals. Don’t have a look at our search historical past.
Curve Digital and Doublemoose Video games have give you a novel method to promote the upcoming Simply Die Already – a recreation that’s primarily GTA: Geriatrics. The idea? Promoting off outdated individuals’s bathwater in jars for cash, very similar to some streamer did some time in the past. Besides… these jars of bathwater resemble piss, almost definitely as a result of outdated individuals battle with their bladders at one of the best of time, by no means thoughts once they’re in a physique of water. It’s an open invitation, actually. We’ve all been there…
The web site is “promoting” the jars of bathwater/urine for $30 a pop, plus extra transport charges.
“Rise and shine! This water is collected very first thing within the morning to seize the genuine crisp off the bed taste. Our outdated individuals had been scrubbed and soaped briskly after which calmly rinsed off. The result’s a lightweight, recent, informal flavour profile becoming for any time of day.
Our bathtub waters are fastidiously extracted, immediately vacuum sealed and saved at a low temperature to protect flavour and freshness.”
A part of the “product” web page is devoted to answering some questions, like transport charges and what occurs to the cash you spend. Apparently, the cash can be used to fund replace for Simply Die Already, in addition to half of the funds going on to the outdated individuals offering the bathwater.
“Half of the income will go to offering free updates for our recreation Simply Die Already and the opposite half will go to the outdated individuals offering the bathwater. Alongside together with your buy, you’re going to get a flier that tells you the identify and a few extra particulars concerning the outdated person who your bathwater comes from.”
However is it true? The web site says that there’s no extra inventory left, however was there any inventory within the first place? I don’t know, and actually, I don’t suppose I need to know both. As a result of if there was inventory, there isn’t anymore, which suggests some soiled sods someplace are ready on packages for what might be a 60/40 break up of piss and bathwater.
Simply Die Already is coming quickly to consoles, although there’s no launch date as of but.