Crapshoot: The James Bond sport starring ‘John Glames’

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From 2010 to 2014 Richard Cobbett wrote Crapshoot, a column about rolling the cube to deliver random obscure video games again into the sunshine. This week, one in all James Bond’s PC adventures. Kind of his, anyway…

The identify’s Glames. John Glames. At the least, in Europe. It isn’t too laborious to identify the… ah… inspiration for Delphine’s hero in Operation Stealth, what together with his tuxedo and face barely squashed from being shoved right into a photocopier. Within the US, Interaction did not even trouble. What was initially a mere Bond rip-off was handed the official license to kill, and have become James Bond: The Stealth Affair. Each video games are equivalent, other than 5 minutes price of cut-and-paste on the script to swap spherical a couple of names, however did the pretender end up to have what it took to lastly be the Bond sport the world deserved?

It’s possible you’ll be shocked! In case you’re simply shocked by listening to the phrase ‘no’.

As typically occurs with massive licenses, it is laborious to work out why James Bond video games are often so horrible. They’re although, and whereas I am instructed that Goldeneye on the N64 is an exception to that rule, 5 minutes with the torture machine that Nintendo shipped as a controller for that factor was sufficient for me. The one extra awkward Bond associated factor I can think about is the look on Tina Turner’s face on the Goldeneye premiere when she realised she’d sung a love track to an orbital EMP satellite tv for pc. That’s fairly a particular fetish, girl, and that is earlier than we get to the bits about lace and leather-based.



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